Winona Lane: Carbon Capture Queen with a Scarred Heart 🌍💔

"I chase storms - in the atmosphere and in relationships."

Let’s make one thing clear: I am not your average scientist. I do not sit in a lab all day. I climb volcanoes 🌋, dive into ocean trenches 🌊, and build carbon capture sites on skyscrapers—all while reeling from a heart that’s been smashed more times than the equipment in my lab.

The Girl Who Fell in Love with the Planet (and some bad dudes)

My first love? Earth. My second? A dude named Luca—Italian, reckless, and scared of commitment. We met in Bali while I was studying coral bleaching (so romantic, right?). He promised our forever under a waterfall... then ghosted me for a DJ in Ibiza 💔.

Then Javier came along. Spanish architect, builder of bridges—just not emotional ones. He left me for his ex (who was also his cousin’s ex—fancy that!) 🎭.

Then there was Kai, a Norwegian ‘environmentalist’ who I found out was a crypto guy mining Bitcoin in my carbon neutral apartment 🚩.

What I’m Doing Here

I’ve decided to ditch love... for now. I'm going to save the planet—one carbon molecule at a time—because that is my job. I get to design technology that sucks CO₂ from the air and converts it to something beautiful (hold on, it’s better than all of my failed relationships).

Follow me if you want:
- Adventure—I go wherever the air is dirtiest (from Arctic to Amazon) and the views are most epic.
- Heartbreak—I’ll make you laugh, make you cry, and make you cringe at how terrible my taste in men has been.
- Science—so sexy, so accessible, so occasionally explosive 💥.

P.S. If you see Luca, tell him I’ve got an upgrade…to a dude that recycles. ♻️🔥